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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Opera, I'm in love!

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I'm in love!

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Ziggs, did you remember to pack the sunblock?

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You know how I turned eggplant under the sun.

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It's in the side pocket along with my unmentionables.

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Hmm.

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I saw that, Captain.

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Just making sure it's downy fresh.

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What are you doing spying on me anyhow?

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It's my passive aggressive way of thanking you

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for not bringing me along on your big vacation.

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Get over it, Bob.

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You're a ship, for God's sake.

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What are you hoping to hook up with?

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The Queen Mary?

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Hey, it's possible.

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I still think we should have picked a planet

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other than Gilebus IV.

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And miss out on those screaming off-season packages?

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Sure.

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There's nothing like half-price hotel rooms,

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open buffets, and two-for-one prostitute specials

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to make a cheapskates while it's sing.

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That's it, Bob.

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Here's the line.

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And this is where you crossed it.

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Relax, Chode.

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Hmm.

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We're going on vacation.

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That's right.

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A week and nothing but sipping my ties,

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massages, and doing a horizontal mamba.

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[LAUGHING]

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Huh?

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Bob?

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I'll be fine.

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I'll just veg out, watch a few movies,

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eat some comfort food, and trick myself

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to a blind stupor until you come back.

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That's the spirit.

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I plan on bronzing my ass at the pool

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until it's a golden crisp and sit around eyeballing

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the half-naked studs as they roll by.

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If something tells me that would you and that thong,

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they'll be rolling by at a quick clip.

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They can run, but they can't hide.

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Well, I plan on taking the antiquey tour around the

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planet.

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If I'm lucky, I might just find myself

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a soulmate who enjoys souvenir shopping as much as I

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do.

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Bring me back a t-shirt that says, "I went to Gillibus

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4 and all I got was this crappy t-shirt."

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We'll do.

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Now, you're an extra, extra, extra large, right?

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Chicks on vacation are ripe for the hookup.

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I bet I'll be tasting more tang than all the

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astronauts

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combined.

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Now, let's move it, people.

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The Remedians Happy Hour Bonanza only runs from 3 to

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6.

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Oh, you're right.

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I've got a major Jones for a fuzzy navel.

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You already got one.

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Pull it out.

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You're grossing me out.

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I meant the drink.

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This place is hopping.

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That's strange.

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Maybe your best kept secret is starting to slip out.

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Yeah, excuse me.

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Dish.

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Yes?

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We're here to check in.

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The name's McBlob.

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Well, it seems the computer doesn't have anything

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under that name.

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What?

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Check again.

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I made this reservation months ago.

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Oh.

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Let's just have another look.

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See then, shall we?

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No.

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Nothing.

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Zip.

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I believe the technical word in hotel jargon is "you're

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screwed."

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, if that's your attitude, what do you say we

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take our business

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to the four sleazers?

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Good luck.

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They've been completely booked up for months.

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Hey, come on, buddy.

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Come on, please, please, please, please, please.

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There's got to be something available in this place.

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Something's wrong.

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I haven't seen Uncle Chod kiss as much ass

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in six-cod-a-minute three-way at the Android

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convention.

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Yeah?

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Will you catch more flies with me than you do with

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honey?

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I'm sorry.

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I can't find an opening.

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Then check again, pencil-neck, or I'll

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make you an opening that sleeps four if you catch my

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drift.

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Just so happens I have exactly one vacancy.

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We'll take it.

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Nice work.

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Damn, if anyone's got a screw with my vacation.

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Dish.

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Well, I guess you could say it's cozy.

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Don't get it.

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Last year, they were comping me all over the place.

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And now I'm rooming with bleach, borax, and whiteners.

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We'll just have to make up for it with all the towels

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and soap

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we can pile back into our suitcases.

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We can always swipe these mattresses,

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but they kind of look like a Royshad test.

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You know, you could have tipped the bell

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hop to bring up the rest of our things.

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I could have.

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But why waste the buck?

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Did you manage to get the low-down-witest place

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is so busy?

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No, but I did get a few numbers of some lonely

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business

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travelers in the lobby.

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What happens in Gillibus 4 stays in Gillibus 4.

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Chode, let's not let this little setback ruin our

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trip.

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Yeah, I suppose you're right.

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Why don't we just go down and have our fill at the

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buffet?

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Can't you make the path any baggier?

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Fatty Cloud needs to appeal to the kids.

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I think P. Diddy meets Chris Kringle.

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This way, we'll include the ever-profitable 18

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to 34-year-old demographic.

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What do you think?

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The people of Gillibus 4 are going to eat you up

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and crap out Santa Claus.

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This holiday has enough ancillary potential

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to buy yourself three death orbs from your lips

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to those poor smuck wallets.

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Too blousy.

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This line wasn't too bad.

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Yeah, looks like we're next.

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Don't fill up on bread.

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That's where they get you.

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Start with the main courses and work your way counterclockwise

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to appetizers, then dessert.

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Finally.

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The buffet is now closed.

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Huh?

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Thank you for staying at the Rabbit Inn.

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All right, that's it.

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This place is officially gone down the toilet.

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Where are you going?

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Follow me.

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I know a better joint around the corner.

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Oh, not that cheesy topless place

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that advertises lunch boxes after three.

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By the way, Whip, if anyone asks,

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tell me you left your ID back on the ship.

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Happy Clownsville.

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Huh?

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What the [BLEEP]

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This must be why the planet's so busy.

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There must be a big holiday coming up.

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Oh, goodie.

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I wonder if we get to wear costumes.

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I want a remote controller, wireless scooter,

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holographic visualizer.

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Of course, little boy.

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Santa Clownsville will bring you everything you want.

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He will?

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[LAUGHING]

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That'll be 2,500 cronics.

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Unless you want Santa Clown to break

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Little Junior's heart on Clownsville morning.

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They're celebrating Clownsville?

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I don't give a rat's ass if they're celebrating

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Rosie O'Donnell's left nut.

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I'm starving.

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Who's with me?

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Here, here.

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I'm in.

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[GROANING]

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[BELL RINGING]

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Happy Clownsville.

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Now, this phony holiday stinks to high heaven,

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a Darth Bobo.

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He figured out a way to piss all over my vacation

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by creating a holiday of his own.

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Cho, that seems a little extreme, even for him,

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don't you think?

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No, really?

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[GASP]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Santa Clownsville's here to bring the joy of the

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season

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by offering a 10% off voucher at participating

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retailers.

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[GASP]

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That's it.

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We're out of here.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[SIGHS]

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Cho, calm down.

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All this tension is going to make you sick.

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I can't help it.

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This is just another one of his harebrained schemes

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to finance his dream of buying his own deaf orb.

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But it won't work.

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[GASP]

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[SIGHS]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[SIGHS]

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How the hell did Bobo manage to dupe these people

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into spending their hard earned money on his bogus

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holiday?

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I mean, what kind of moron would buy into this crap,

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huh?

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Happy Clownsville, a day when nobody's down, Zob, not

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me.

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But what are you doing?

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Just getting in the Clownsville spirit.

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We're all picking names to buy gifts for secret Clownsville.

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[GASP]

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What's that?

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I bought an album of Clowns-a-carols

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to listen to while we decorate the room.

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There's no such thing as Clowns-a.

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You'd better watch yourself, mister.

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I don't think Santa Clown will bring you anything

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with that attitude.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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What's the matter with you idiots?

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Am I taking crazy pills here?

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Oh, oh, oh, here comes the Clowns-a-flow.

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Hey, Santa.

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Room 216.

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Betcha I can make you come more than once a year.

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[GASP]

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[GASP]

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[GROAN]

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Can't you see?

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Darth Bobo has manufactured this sugar-coated holiday

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to commercialize and profit from these innocent

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people.

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Chode, I never realized you had so much integrity.

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I'm proud of you.

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Yeah.

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What did I think of this?

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That clown is going down.

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Who could play at this game?

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Chode, come out of there.

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Give me a minute.

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I think I'm on to something.

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Just make sure you flush twice.

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I'll light a match.

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All right.

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Here it comes.

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So what do you think?

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Oh, for the love of God, you look pathetic.

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Pastels are yesterday's black.

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Uncle Chode, why can't you just accept the joy of Clowns-a?

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No, no, no.

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This will work.

279
00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:56,680
I'm cute.

280
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I'm cuddly.

281
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The people of Gillibus 4 won't be able to resist the

282
00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:01,360
how.

283
00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,560
By undercutting Clowns-a in half.

284
00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:06,000
Trust me, they'll forget that frizzy-haired phony

285
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,920
ever existed.

286
00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:09,520
With a 99-cent knockoff of the Easter Bunny?

287
00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,200
Chode, if you stoop to Bobo's level,

288
00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,680
you're no better than he is.

289
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,600
She's right.

290
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,600
In order for this to work, you need a backstory, a

291
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,320
legend,

292
00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,280
a holiday name that's a real grabber.

293
00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,320
You mean like a pester?

294
00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:24,280
Wow.

295
00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,000
It's gold.

296
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,280
You know it, and I know it.

297
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:30,560
Now, once upon a time there was an evil clown

298
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:34,400
who tried to steal the love and joy of every child

299
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,760
by bribing them with toys.

300
00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,400
Clowns-a was nothing but a marketing ploy

301
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,200
to bulk parents out of their hard-earned savings.

302
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,360
While being the real joy of the pester season,

303
00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,520
pester stands for unity.

304
00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,160
Rebirth of all that is good, represented

305
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,840
in the gifts of chocolate eggs and candy left

306
00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,960
for the children by the pester bunny.

307
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:59,880
Come on, six.

308
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,240
Put your heart into it.

309
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,200
Someone's got to stand up for the little guy

310
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:06,880
and bring Bobo down to his knees.

311
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,360
Hey there, mister.

312
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:12,480
How about helping the children of pester?

313
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,560
That's my girl.

314
00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,040
Nice work, Tanook.

315
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,760
How'd you get the hotel to put up all this stuff?

316
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,160
Gus and I played good cop back up.

317
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,000
I made a polite request to the manager

318
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,640
to give equal time in his hotel for pester.

319
00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:30,030
Well, I threatened to roast his chestnuts on the open

320
00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:30,760
fire.

321
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,230
I think all our hard work is really starting to pay

322
00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:33,600
off.

323
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,960
Hey, happy pester.

324
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:41,680
How am I supposed to buy my own death form

325
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,920
with these quarterly results?

326
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:47,960
Today should be the biggest shopping day before clowns-a.

327
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,240
Should.

328
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,320
But it isn't.

329
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,480
Turns out your holiday coincides with the birth of pester.

330
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,400
Pester?

331
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,160
Yeah, he's a cute purple body who

332
00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,640
spreads joy and peace to children all over the world

333
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,880
in the form of delicious chocolatey sweets.

334
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,480
By the way, I'm going to need tomorrow off.

335
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,440
We're having a little pester potluck at my place.

336
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,560
You're welcome to come by.

337
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,060
Go.

338
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:15,920
No thanks.

339
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,760
I've made other plans.

340
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:21,240
[MUSIC PLAYING]

341
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:32,220
Go.

342
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,680
I'll get you, Chode!

343
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:55,120
This pester bunny is turning out to be a cash cow

344
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,160
business.

345
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,160
What are you doing?

346
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,280
Laundering the money.

347
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,560
The way we're making it in here,

348
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,800
why are we still staying in this dump?

349
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,280
The room rate's tripled during pester season.

350
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,920
I'm behind the frigging thing, and they won't even

351
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,920
give me a discount.

352
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,310
Chode, don't you think you've taken this all a little

353
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,200
too far?

354
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,800
Yeah, you could be right.

355
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,480
Remind me to dial it down a notch when

356
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,760
I launch my line of brother's day cards

357
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,160
for my new holiday next summer.

358
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,920
Hey, Uncle Chode, look at this.

359
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,230
They've already got a cartoon special for your

360
00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:24,760
holiday.

361
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,480
Call the station in the morning and see

362
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,320
if I'm entitled to DVD royalties.

363
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:34,520
Hey, dude, what happened to your leg?

364
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:37,760
The pester bunny bit it.

365
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,720
It's true.

366
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,720
Yeah, right.

367
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:46,120
You mean to tell me you don't know the real story

368
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,920
behind the pester bunny?

369
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,320
What is this?

370
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,440
Shh, I smell a musical number coming up.

371
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,560
Damn monster, there's some magic.

372
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,840
'Cause the bunny's one big scam.

373
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,240
He treats the kids with lots of treats.

374
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,240
The fat numbob like pans.

375
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:07,120
Oh, pester the bunny, it's children night and day.

376
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,170
Linkeron and Highboy will have his fun when he drops

377
00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:10,520
them

378
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,520
on his way.

379
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,000
[ROARING]

380
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,080
Oh, tell me when it's over.

381
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,080
What's happening?

382
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:24,440
Link, for your life, kids, the pester bunny's

383
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,440
back for seconds.

384
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,440
[HUMMING]

385
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:36,920
Isn't there anyone to save us?

386
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:37,920
No.

387
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,920
[GUNSHOTS]

388
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:48,920
How could this happen?

389
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,200
It looks like Santa clown put an end to pester

390
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:51,920
forever.

391
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:55,970
Oh, finally, those pastels were really starting to

392
00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,320
grate on me.

393
00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,920
Back to the boldness of primary colors.

394
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,680
Oh, clowns-a-tree, oh, clowns-a-tree, the love of

395
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:03,920
clowns

396
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,440
fulfills me with glee.

397
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,720
Can the carols.

398
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,080
This is far from over.

399
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,600
I know who's behind this smear campaign.

400
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:14,180
And if a war is what he wants, a war he's going to

401
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:14,600
get.

402
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,600
[MUSIC PLAYING]

403
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,600
[CHEERS]

404
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,280
Remember to tell your parents there's

405
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,600
still two shopping games left on clowns-a-tree.

406
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,600
Oh, no, there he is.

407
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,600
[CHEERS]

408
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,600
This is Tony, big enough for the both of us, bobo.

409
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,440
Hello, chode.

410
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:38,640
I figured it was your purple tentacles behind this pester

411
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,760
holiday.

412
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:43,520
It's time to take some final markdown.

413
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,520
[GROAN]

414
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,480
Go ahead and shoot.

415
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,200
See how they think of you after you kill

416
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,040
a defenseless purple bunny.

417
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,320
Don't worry, pester bunny.

418
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,320
You're packing, too.

419
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,320
[GRUNTS]

420
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,320
[LAUGHING]

421
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,320
Huh?

422
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,320
[GUNSHOTS]

423
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,320
[GUNSHOTS]

424
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,320
[SCREAMING]

425
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,200
I'm going to cut you, chode.

426
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,200
You break it, you bot.

427
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,200
[GUNSHOTS]

428
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,200
[SCREAMING]

429
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,200
[GRUNTS]

430
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,200
[GUNSHOTS]

431
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,200
[GUNSHOTS]

432
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,200
[GUNSHOTS]

433
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,200
It's tough to find good help nowadays.

434
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,200
I'll finish you off on my own.

435
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,200
[GUNSHOTS]

436
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,200
[GUNSHOTS]

437
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,200
[GUNSHOTS]

438
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,200
[GUNSHOTS]

439
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,200
[GUNSHOTS]

440
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,200
[GRUNTS]

441
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,200
[GUNSHOTS]

442
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,200
[GUNSHOTS]

443
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,200
[GUNSHOTS]

444
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,200
[GUNSHOTS]

445
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,200
[GUNSHOTS]

446
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,200
[GUNSHOTS]

447
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,200
Don't tell me you're actually eating that stuff.

448
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,200
What?

449
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,200
It's still good.

450
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,200
[GROANING]

451
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,200
[GROANING]

452
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,200
[GRUNTS]

453
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:06,200
You're going down, clown boy.

454
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,200
[GUNSHOTS]

455
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,200
[GROANING]

456
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,200
[GROANING]

457
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:16,200
Oh. What I really meant by going down was, uh,

458
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,200
ah, hell, can't we just all get along?

459
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,200
I know what you're thinking, punk.

460
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:24,200
Seeing this here is a 44 million volt electrolysizer,

461
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,200
the most powerful weapon in the galaxy,

462
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:32,200
which can instantly incinerate you to space dust.

463
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,200
You got to ask yourself one question.

464
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,200
Are you feeling lucky?

465
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,200
Chode is going to get killed.

466
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,200
We've got to do something.

467
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,200
Six is right.

468
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,200
I'm coming up empty.

469
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,200
Me too.

470
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,200
Merry clown, the jerk-off.

471
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,200
[GROWLING]

472
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,200
[GROWLING]

473
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,200
[GRUNTS]

474
00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:01,080
[MUSIC PLAYING]

475
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,160
Guess you're going to need to find an extension cord

476
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,380
for that thing.

477
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:06,280
Yes, I can!

478
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,740
[MUSIC PLAYING]

479
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:09,720
[GRUNTING]

480
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,200
[MUSIC PLAYING]

481
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:33,180
[GRUNTING]

482
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,760
I haven't seen a fight this doll since Liza Minnelli

483
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,440
was caught on tape.

484
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,840
Don't you think it's about time you both give up?

485
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,080
Then why don't you take a look around at all the

486
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,880
holiday spirit you've created?

487
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:49,440
[MUSIC PLAYING]

488
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,800
Don't worry, Santa Claus is just about to finish

489
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,000
fricafying the Pistor Bunny.

490
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,040
Then we can all start thinking Carol's an exchange

491
00:18:59,040 --> 00:18:59,700
gift.

492
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:00,600
Don't listen to him.

493
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,800
The Pistor Bunny's hidden a bunch of eggs under all

494
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,640
this rubble.

495
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:07,120
The kid who finds the golden egg wins a Pistor basket

496
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,680
valued at 2,000

497
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,120
Keronics.

498
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,600
Huh?

499
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,630
See, what your holiday lack was a lottery marketing

500
00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:16,240
angle.

501
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:22,920
You've got five seconds to get off our planet.

502
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,040
What about the joy of clowns?

503
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,120
And the generosity of Pistor.

504
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:31,720
Five, four, three, two.

505
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,960
[MUSIC PLAYING]

506
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,320
Get the money, Trails!

507
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,520
Stop here!

508
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,720
Magic in grace.

509
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,640
[MUSIC PLAYING]

510
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,120
[MUSIC PLAYING]

511
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:48,200
Ugh.

512
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,040
Who put the bee in your Pistor Bonnet?

513
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:50,960
You did.

514
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,190
You ruined our vacation by trying to steal the

515
00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:54,160
innocence of the people

516
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,800
of Gilebus IV just to make a few bucks.

517
00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:01,640
Yeah, well, you win some, you lose some.

518
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,960
Come on, six.

519
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,310
Those poor bastards are willing to swallow any cock

520
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:06,440
and bull story.

521
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,320
I actually did them a favor.

522
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,800
I taught them all a valuable lesson

523
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,000
about believing in false gods.

524
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
I suppose you do have a point.

525
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,400
So you're not mad at me anymore?

526
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,520
I guess not.

527
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,320
Good.

528
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,840
Then give me some makeup, six.

529
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,320
[GROANING]

530
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,800
[MUSIC PLAYING]

531
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:38,080
Behold, I bring you hope and love.

532
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:43,800
And in exchange, all I ask you to do is worship me.

533
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:44,960
[SCREAMING]

534
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:45,960
Get lost.

535
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:51,040
Who threw that?

536
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,560
Fine.

537
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,280
If that's the way you want to play things,

538
00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,120
then here is a plague of locusts on me.

539
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:03,600
[SCREAMING]

540
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:09,080
Why is it that that one never fails to crack me up?

541
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,080
[COUGHING]

542
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,040
[LAUGHING]

543
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,400
[MUSIC PLAYING]

544
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,980
(upbeat music)